Saturday, August 10, 2013

Preg talk 1

Me: That guy looks like Christian Bale
He: No way
Me: Yes he does
He: Of course he does not
Me: (slow head turn towards him, one eyebrow raised with a killer evil look) I am pregnant and I will be for a while, this is the time you have to agree with everything I say. so?
He: Hmm, yes he does look like him
Me: like who?
He: Christian Bale
Me: (sitting back relaxed) Good.
and the day goes on peacefully


Husband did a kind gesture. 
Me: you are so sweet. please stay this way. One of us has to be sweet, because I am going to be a bitch for a while
Him: (after an eye roll) a while?
Me: what?!
Him: erm...nothing my dear

Me: dude..that was such a poor joke
He: well..my jokes were alwyas like this, you don't like them nowadays because of ur hormonal imbalance
Me: hm, u r learning..

"I dont like masala.. I dont like rice.. I dont like chicken curry..
I dont like a lot of things nowadays.."
(slow head turn towards him with what is now a routine of one raised eyebrow with the evil look)
"You! You count yourselves lucky you are not one of them"

This last one came out so good I am thinking of making a video, and adding the dr.evil finger move at the end.. 

14 comments:

John Lawrence said...

I'm here, but where have you been the last two years?

John Lawrence said...

It seems like all the good blogs are discontinued.

Anonymous said...

hmm... Okay.

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Anonymous said...

This is really cool, funny at the same time

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Bloggerious.com said...

This is 2017, where is your new post? :D keep blogging.

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Aaru Garg said...

The great Hindu Festival Diwali 2017 is going to held on 19th October.
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Alin said...

@john lawrence I know, been away too long. i plan to write more often.

Alin said...

@bloggerius
I am back :)

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